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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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