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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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