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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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