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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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