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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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