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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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