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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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