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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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