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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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