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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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