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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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