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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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