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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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