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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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