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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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