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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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