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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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