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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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