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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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