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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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