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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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