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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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