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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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