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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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