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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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