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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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