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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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