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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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