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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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