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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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