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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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