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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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