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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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