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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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