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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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