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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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