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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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