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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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