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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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