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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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