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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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