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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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