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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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