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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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