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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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