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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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