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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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