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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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