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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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