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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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