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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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