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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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