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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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