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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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