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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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