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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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