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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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