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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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