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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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