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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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