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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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