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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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