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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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