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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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