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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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